ADDRESS:
Dur - I live with my mum - init!
TELEPHONE: Yeah right, I aint givin'
you my number!
EMAIL: yeh_but_no_but_yeh_but@hotmail.com
Qualifications
Yeah but, no but, yeah but, what
it was right, I sat next to Kelly Smith and she totally copied off me cos I told
everyone about her w*****g off Kevin smith outside McDonalds but Mrs Dodson like
TOTALLY busted me for it and said I was cheating and OH MY GOD I so cant believe
she did that cos anyway everyone knows she’s a lezzer.
Experience
1996 Pregnant
1997 Pregnant again
1998 Pregnant again
1999 Pregnant again
2000 South London young
offenders institute
Yeh but, no but, yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin’ right
but Sharon Gordon said I stole that money from Mr Jackson wallet but I never did
it right and anyway it was only 20 quid so she’s a slag and she just hates me
cos I told everyone about that time when she shat herself on the bus on that
school trip to Blackpool.
2001 McDonalds
Responsibilities
Serving Burgers and fries and that Achievements
Ate 12 Big Macs a day
I never spat in them burgers -
they was well out of order for firing me that is so unfair! This is like, well
sexual harassment! God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone
knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started
telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she
only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was
telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her
******.
2002 Pregnant again
2003 Burger King
Responsibilities
Serving Burgers and fries and that Achievements
Ate 13 Whoppers a day - Stop giving me evils!
I never put tampons in the burgers - they was well out of order for firing me
2004 South London young
offenders institute again
What it was right, I never done nothin’ right but Pauline Jackson said I put
tampons in the burgers but I never did and anyway it was only that one time and
Kevin Hops TOTALLY deserved it right cos he told everyone that I got f******* by
Wayne Daniels outside wimpy but anyway he didn’t even f***** me he stuck it up
my a*** h*** and he’s just jealous cos everyone knows he’s a puff.
2005 On Welfare
2006 South London young offenders institute again
Yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin’ right but Tara Watson
said I nicked her stereo right but I never nicked nuthin right and anyway it was
only some s***** AKAI so she’s a slag and she just hates me cos she’s a lezzer
and I told everyone about that time when she got fishy f******* by Kelly smith
behind the Little Chef in Brixton and anyway don't listen to her coz everyone
knows her f**** goes sideways.
