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Series One Episode Guide

Episode 1

British tourists Lou and Andy check out the amenities at a Mississippi motel • Rude hospital receptionist Carol Beer slams the door on a five-year-old's scheduled tonsillectomy • Ellie-Grace trades goodbyes with her mum before summer camp • A sheriff shows off his guns to his love • Marjorie Dawes spars with special guest Rosie O'Donnell at a FatFighters weight-loss meeting • A shocked Connor learns about his grandmother Mildred's childhood drug habits • Bing Gordyn, the eighth astronaut to walk on the moon, regales a boy-scout troop • "one crazy bitch" Phyllis strips down on orders from Mr. Doggy • George and Sandra celebrate "40 glorious years" at a restaurant • Pumped-up pals Mark and Tom share some salty locker-room banter, followed by a close shave.

Episode 2

Teen delinquent Vicky Pollard is sent to a Utah boot camp • Hospital receptionist Carol Beer vexes a desperate American couple • Mildred shows off her true colours to her grandson, Connor • Brian doesn't recognise the telltale signs that led his wife Maureen to divorce him • Marjorie Dawes suggest low-fat options to FatFighters members • Ohioans David and Kelly welcome their staid British relatives to town, including Gerald, Celia and her "bitty"-loving son, Harvey • George finds simian parallels to his marriage with stolid Sandra • Prime Minister Sebastian suggests a "show of strength" with the U.S. President • Phyllis Church squats in deference to her pooch, Mr. Doggy • Socialite Bubbles DeVeer raises the stakes during a luxury cruise to Rio.

Episode 3

The President's meeting with his French counterpart is interrupted by a jealous Sebastian • Vicky Pollard vents during a boot-camp counselling session • A mens' room attendant protests, too much • Two redneck hunters, Skip and Chuck, bag some wild game • Committed "homosexualist" Daffyd Thomas starts up a gays-only club on an NC campus • Harvey helps host David find milk for his breakfast cereal • Former astronaut and moonwalker Bing Gordyn fails to impress Sanjit the plumber • Andy is caught shoplifting • Bubbles tries to seduce the cruise-ship captain • Transvestite Emily Howard models for an art class.

Episode 4

Lou and Andy search for a miracle at a Mississippi church • Ellie Grace gets tucked in for the night • Vicky Pollard gets caught smoking at boot camp • A party guest wishes he could forget his waiter's face • Carol Beer teaches an accident victim the importance of planning ahead • A marketer unveils his company's new anal cream • Two robbers get the jitters while pulling a bank job • Prime Minister Sebastian exchanges parting gifts with the U.S. President • George and Sandra share some tea in the rain • Connor comes out to his grandmother Mildred • Marjorie Dawes accuses a FatFighters member of cheating • Emily Howard performs an impromptu duet of "Fields of Gold" with Sting.

Episode 5

Emily Howard tells all after being arrested • Linda insults a dwarf grad-student at the university • Mark and Tom get a rise out of roughhousing • Vicky Pollard is silenced after a failed-boot camp escape • Ellie Grace prepares for a tonsillectomy with the usual platitudes • A plan is unveiled for "Starbucks within Starbucks" • A Washington Senator sets the record straight about his rendezvous with a transsexual • Two couples on vacation discover they have a lot in common • Linda helps out a "ladyboy" grad student • Lou and Andy check out the lions at the zoo • Phyllis throws up a brick for Mr. Doggy • Cruise-ship nymph Bubbles DeVeer flirts with a Getty heir (Robert Vaughan) • Prime Minister Sebastian passes notes to the President at the UN.

Episode 6

In the Season One finale, Ellie Grace turns the table on her mom before her first sleepover • a convalescing Vicky Pollard finds a new voice • Yet another U.S. senator apologises for an airport indiscretion • Marjorie Dawes defends her insult tactics with the Fatfighters class • Carol Beer clashes with an old man • Transvestite Emily Howard turns up for a blind date • George and Sandra end a holiday to forget • Dafydd Thomas confronts a pair of lesbian neighbors • Astronaut Bing Gordyn threatens a student writing his thesis about the faked moon landings • Celia is insulted by her Ohio hosts but Harvey turns the other cheek • Body-building buddies Mark and Tom engage in surgical show-and-tell • Lou and Andy stagger off into the sunset as Little Britain USA wraps up.