Little Britain Series Guide
:: Series 2 ::
Vicky is in trouble with
her teacher for not handing in her essay. Sebastian is jealous of the new
Treasury aide. Emily Howard goes to a pub. Andy insists Lou takes him to the
opera. Children of Kelsey Grammer School take it in turns to read a novel.
Gary introduces Jason to his family. The pianist wonders if he's still got the
plastic bag he brought with him. Kenny Craig takes a date to a Chinese
restaurant. Jeremy Rent has a part for Dennis Waterman in a play of Macbeth.
At Fat Fighters the buzz word for the day is 'Cravings'! Ray McCooney is asked
how he makes his soup. Lou takes Andy to the swimming pool. Daffyd Thomas'
'only gay' title is challenged by Old Ma Evans' new lodger. Vicky's done her
essay. Two Minstrels, listen to anti-minstrel politician. World Record
Atempt - Most Beans in a Bath.
Daffyd realises his exclusive copy of the Gay Times has been sold and demands to
know who too. Lou is taking Andy out for dinner. Andy wants to go dressed as a
Smurf, against Lou's better judgement. Vicky is accused of pushing a young
girl into a swimming pool. At Kelsey Grammer school the boys are preparing to
take a test. Dr Lawrence is in his office informing an inspector how the
Steven Spielberg institute is run. Sebastian walks in while the PM is changing
and pounces on him, claiming there's a sniper at the window. Back at the
institute Dr Lawrence is showing the inspector how Anne likes to look after the
garden. Back at Kelsey Grammer School the test continues while the teacher
does a bit of vacuuming. Lou is installing handle bars next to Andy's toilet
so he can pull himself onto it when Lou isn't there. Dame Sally Markham
finishes 'The Lady in White' but it's only seventy-six pages long. David Soul
is asked to visit a sick child in hospital. Marjorie defends Fat Fighters
against an 'anonymous' tip off that the whole thing is just a scam. Dr.
Lawrence continues his tour in the canteen where Ann is doing her best to ruin
their meals. Jason performs the Heimlich manoeuvre on Gary's Nan... or at
least we think that's what it was. Back at school, the pupils battle through
their test as the teacher sets off three fireworks in the classroom. Clive is
hoping his wife Liz will be quiet about her past claim to fame while they're at
a restauant. Les McKeown performs some songs for the sick child and her
parents. A retired police officer starts teaching driving lessons while still
wearing his uniform. The record attempters are attempting the world record for
Sebastian reviews the PMs bad press after a recent bi-election. Vicky's in a
pub trying to buy alcoholic drinks for herself and her mates. Lou's taken Andy
to the seaside and is trying to buy him an ice cream. At Kelsey Grammer school
a pupil called 'Thorpe' has been moved down a year. Kenny Craig is playing
Scrabble with his Mum at the hospital. The two Black-and-White Minstrels are
trying to find accomadation. After an informative debate about the fat content
of dust, Marjorie introduces the group to her sister Barbara. Back at Kelsey
Grammer, there's new addition to the class. from the seventeenth century. The
Pianist stops his performance to check the time Sainsbury's supermarket shuts.
Daffyd's bored as he believes there's no social activities for gay people.
Myfanwy proves him wrong. Lou takes Andy to the video shop. Emily Howard is
renting out a room. Sir Bernard Chumley greets an aspiring young actor - Joe.
Ray McCooney has a very satisfied customer... well he was. Kelsey Grammer
school has another new boy... here boy! Fetch! Dame Sally tries to finish off
a book by extending words of quotes by several letters. Denver Mills has been
booked to promote Hug-a-Leper week. World Record Attempters attempt to eat the
most hard boiled eggs.
Daffyd goes to get a hair cut but his usual Hair Dresser is off. Emily
Florence is having an X-Ray. Lou is about to take Andy home from the pub, Andy
insists that he doesn't need to go to the toilet first. Dr. Lawrence shows,
Dr. Beagley how Anne fits perfectly into the job of Librarian. Vicky Pollard's
in court charged with shoplifting. Matthew Waterhouse has a multitude of ideas
for a kiss-a-gram agency. At Kelsey Grammer school, the teacher asks the
pupils some hard maths/history questions. Sandra Patterson enters her son
Ralph into an audition for a commercial. Back at the library, Anne 'processes'
a book. Des Kaye is stopped from selling his vidoos and attacking a customer
with a crocodile puppet. Anne's finished her shift at the library. Royal
correspondant Peter Andre is sacked from the BBC. Lou offers Andy a chocolate.
At the opera, a man suffers a heart attack. Luckily April and Neville are on
hand. Ray has some rather fussy American tourists, who keep asking questions,
not a good idea when Ray McCooney's concerned. Miss Grace is shocked that Dame
Sally is actually dictating a story that could actually sell. Dennis Waterman
seems to have gotten over his 'Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune' stage
and actually signs a contract. Liz is pushed out of the lime light by a
stranger who claims he went to school with Paul McCartney. The world record
attempters are attempting the most cigarettes smoked at once.
Vicky Pollard is summoned to the governess' office for biting Jackie Hayes.
Andy insists Lou buys him a snake. The Prime Minister holds a politcal press
conference with some unusual people. Samantha asks Edward how much he loves
her... and gets a very detailed answer. At Kelsey Grammer School a young boy
has an interview with a new Robot careers advisor. Lou takes Andy to the
Library. As things start to look romantic, Edward asks Samantha to draw the
curtains... Bernard gets meals on wheels for sister Kitty. Peter Andre tries
to sneak into a royal garden party. Kenny Craig sells videos at a car boot
sale. Matthew Waterhouse tries to impress a leading theatrical producer
Daffyd visits the Llandewi Breffi Sexual Health Clinic. Denver Mills stands in
for Fatima Whitbread at a school. Lou takes Andy up many hospital stairs.
Eilene is comforting her bereaved sister Janet. At DIY universe, The new boy
Kieran unwittingly asks Des Kaye about the Bubble Twins. World Record Attempt
for a House of Cards.
The Prime Minister is having a meeting with the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
ITV have want Dennis Waterman to reprise all his roles from Minder. In Darkly
Noone, Dr. Alban diagnoses Vicky as being eight months pregnant. At the Annual
Police Federation Dinner, Denver Mills has been booked to give an after-dinner
speech. Lou's taken Andy to the newsagent to pick out a birthday card for his
brother Declan. Marjorie bumps into Paul and Meera at the supermarket. Ray's
got the TV Repair man in and tries to give the most crpyitcal explanation of
what happened. Dr. Lawrence has taken Anne home with him. Des Kaye bumps
into his former boss Robin Dee and Dicky Bubble. Lou and Andy look at holiday
destinations, Andy insists he wants to go to Helsinki. At Kelsey Grammer
school, Mr Cleeves reads out some messages. Sandra and Ralph Patterson break
into the offices of the Royal Shakespeare company. Back at Dr. Lawrence's home
Anne has some creative uses for egg and tuna sandwiches. The pianist stops
playing when he realises he's forgotten to set his video recorder to tape Room
101. Dame Sally adlibs a plot involving a character reciting the entire Bible.
Matthew Waterhouse gatecrashes a board room meeting with a trolley full of
ideas for breakfast cereals. It's Maria's funeral, Lou's being as gentle as he
can with Andy. In a charity shop a lady is asking the store owners if anyone
died in various items of colthing. Dr. Lawrence and the children are playing
outside and Anne's busy throwing objects out of an upstairs window. Emily
Howard's at the seaside having a hard time convincing various people he's a
lady. The World Record Attempters exhibit the world's smallest ant.
Vicky Pollard gets a visit from a social worker. At Fat Fighters Marjorie and
Paul try to forget the night before. Lou paints Andy's bedroom red. Daffyd's
gay night is a success. Sir Bernard's sister kitty is dead, well maybe. New
term at Kelsy Grammar school. Ralph Patterson auditions for Bugsy Malone. PM
and Sebastian discuss the Party Conference speech. Jason and Gary visit Gary's
Nan, there is then toe sucking. World record attempters make largest mince
Emily Howard helps to fix an ice cream van. Daffyd discovers Myfanwy's
Lesbonic secret. Vicky Pollard gives a speech to her ex-school mates. Lou
and Andy have a bonfire. Boris babysits. Kelsey Grammer School have a crips
exam. At Ye Olde Hotel Ray's tax payments are overdue. Dame Sally gets to
Miss Grace type the Radio. At Fat Fighters, Mrs Harrison from Head Office
attends and Marjorie is sacked. Concert pianist stops to read a text message.
Michael meets the Italian Prime Minister. World Record Attempters go for
Most people in a Mini.
Vicky Pollard stealing Pic'n'Mix sweets. Emily and Florence cycle and stop off
at a tea shop. Bubbles is followed around the health spa by the manager, who
wants to know when she is going to pay her bill. Andy watches "The Price is
Right" Lou hears "Andy Pipkin, come on down!". Judy and Maggie start to judge
the homemade jams on hearing that it was made by a lady who ran off with a
school mistress throws it back up. Daffyd comes out to his parents. Marjorie
Dawes gets a Visit from Vanessa Feltz. Mr Man enters Roy's dating agency, and
requests a woman with the name of Linda Williams Lou and Andy take a stroll in
the park, where a group of teenagers taunt them.
Emily and Florance try to buy wedding dresses. Sebastian pulls faces at the US
President's aide. Bubbles spends a little too long on the UV bed. Lou takes
Andy to meet his new Polish girlfriend Annia. Linda is helps Joanna Harding
get an extension on her essay. Ann is working at a TenPin Bowling arena.
Marjorie is disgusted that Paul and Pat have started going out together.
Daffyd opens a Gay and Lesbian stall at the village fete. Linda helps Kenneth
Lou get the rest of the week off. Harvey and Jane's parents meet for the first
time at a public restaurant. At the bank a boy wants to open a Junior account.
Vicky Pollard's in the park, hitting on Bethany's boyfriend Dennis Waterman
is given a role as Captain Birdseye. Linda once again insults a student - this
time it's a dwarf. Mr Mann goes into Roys video shop. Maggie samples a
volevont made from a recipe by Ainsley Harriot. Finally Lou takes Andy to the
Vicky's determined to get herself thrown off a bus. Lou takes Andy to an ice
skating rink. Viv tries to give an accurate description of some robbers.
Where are they now? Mr T. is spotted in a gymnasium. Emily can't resist the
temptation to join in on a children's game of football. Meera has won the
lottery, Marjorie's trying to be nice to her for a change. A visit from the
PM's former aide sends Sebastian into a jealous frenzy. Kenny Craig hypnotises
his Mum into letting him watch ThunderCats. Dr. Lawrance is showing Dr. Beagly
how Anne likes to feed the ducks. Mr. Mann pops into Roy's card shop. PCs
Bryce and Rawlingson have some sad news to depart. Dennis Waterman gets a
guest appearance in Never Mind the Buzzcocks. PCs Bryce and Rawlingson still
have some sad news to depart. Daffyd is shocked to discover his brother is
gay. Someone's blocked Lou's van in at a supermarket car park.
Vicky pretends she witnessed Jewellery robbery. Judy and Maggie sample mince
pies made by two homosexual members of the choir. A newsagent puts a customer
off buying a magazine. At a restaurant in Throttle the posh gentleman orders
posh menu items... and a Double Decker. Emily and Florance go to the ballet.
Lou dresses Andy up as baby Jesus. Dr. Lawrance has managed to get Ann a part
in a play. Marjorie takes her group to a restaurant for a Christmas meal.
Daffyd protests against the local library stating there aren't any 'gay' books.
Back at the Throttle restaurant another order posh menu items...a Lion bar and
a Pepperami. The Prime Minister's wants Sebastian to announce that his wife is
pregnant. At the bank a man and a women want a Mortgage. Jane, Harvey and
his family are discussing the wedding arrangements. Kenny Craig damages
another car in a car park. Moanwheel back in a Throttle Restaurant the waiter
is asked for a bag of Monster Munch and Um Bongo to drink. Mr. Mann pops into
Roy's book shop. Bubbles DeVere has a shoking way of paying for her spa
treatment. Andy manages to fall out of his wheelchair and into a tree.
Lou takes Andy Ten Pin Bowling. Vicky barges tries to get into a Blazin' Squad
concert. Emily and Florance have a go at playing Tennis. A lady confesses,
to a psychiatrist, she's seeing someone behind her husband's back. Fat
Fighters have brought out a range of low calorie treats. A lady mistakes
builders working on her house for dogs. Viv Tudor has been requested to attend
an identity parade. The Prime Minister goes on Newsnight. The gossip spreads
quickly when a man confesses (in confidence) he's started going to
prostitutes... Kenny Craig has spent the night with his girlfriend. The posh
gentleman orders more obscure items from the menu... and a buttered Yorkie.
Doug has some rather bizarre advice for his drug rehab class. Dr Lawrence
shows Dr. Beagley what a good artist Anne is. Andrew Lloyd Webber wants Dennis
to play the lead role in a play he's written. Carol is invited to a leaving
party for one of her colleagues. Daffyd is asked to be referee adoption papers
for Rhiannon and Myfanwy. Andy's decided he wants Lou to take him to France.
Lou takes Andy on a blind date. Vicky goes out with Jermaine and turns
Jamaican. Rachel shows Nicola a rather unusual Polaroid. Harlem send
Reverend Jesse King to take an Anglican church service. Hallelujah, Praise the
lord! Marjorie's determined to ruin Paul and Pat's engagement party. Kenny
Craig hypnotises his audience into believing they're being entertained. Daffyd
finally realises there's no one in Llandawi Breffi who isn't gay. Back at the
Hypnotist show Kenny's finished his book. Rachel shows Nicola another strange
Polaroid. As Harvey and Jane get married, the part with the vows takes an
unusual turn. Dennis Waterman gets a part in Star Wars. Bubbles hits on the
owner of the Health Spa. Mr Mann walks into a Roy's record shop. Rachel has
another unusual Polaroid to show Nicola. Judy and Maggie sample some
Gingerbread men made by an Asian girl. At No.10 The PM is celebrating another
election victory. Lou takes Andy to the popular coastal town of
Little Britain Too
A behind the scenes
look into the making of Little Britain. Matt Lucas and David Walliams are
closely interviewed to find out how the various characters were created and the
processes involved in getting them from their creatively bizarre brains to our
The Chief Admiral
invites the Prime Minister to see one of the Navy's ships to judge the condition
of the defence forces, but Sebastian insinuates he has alteria motives.
"Munwheel in Throttle, a lunch order is being taken". A posh gentlemen orders
Hubba Bubba (bubblegum). Whilst sitting on the toilet, Andy issues Lou with
his toughest challange yet. He wants Lou to invite George Michael to his
birthday dinner. Lou, true to character, honours his request, but will Andy be
pleased? Robbie Williams walks into what he thinks is a branch of Burton's,
quickly finding out it's under new management, Robbie gets the Emily and
Florance treatment. The bank staff are arranging a fun run for Comic Relief,
Carol checks with the computer to see if she'll be involved. Judy and Maggie
attend a fete and sample some scones made by Baloo - an African lady. Trisha -
'Families Reunited'. Tempers run high as Vicky is reunited with her father Ken.
Dennis Waterman gets a part in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, of course all the
music's already written. Daffyd turns reporter and asks Sir Elton John a
series of very probing questions for The Llandewi Breffi Gazette. Lou takes
Andy to an athletics track to do some training for the fun run but is completely
unaware that Andy is doing something far more spectacular behind his back...
Bubbles bumps into her ex-husband and his new wife at the health spa. Lou and
Andy visit an aquarium Dudley's new Thai bride, Ting Tong, arrives, but she is
not what he was expecting. Vicky and her gang are challenged to a dance-off.
Mrs Emery meets an old friend at the supermarket Emily Howard has a 'small'
facial hair problem Sir Norman Fry reveals a personal secret on TV. Carol
Beer starts work in a travel agents Dafydd starts his new job as a rent boy.
Anne takes part on Stars in Their Eyes Linda has a meeting with a bald
student. Marjorie has had an accident with her tanning cream. Sebastian
discovers the PM's plan about Iraq - what will he do? Lou and Andy visit an
airshow - but where's Andy got to?
Andy tries his luck at a TV phone-in competition. Mrs. Emery visits the post
office and makes a deposit. Vicky starts her new job working on an adult chat
line. Dudley discovers something shocking about his Thai bride. After
another fight with bubbles, Diseree loses more than her towel. Linda assists
with a course change for a female student with a slight facial hair problem.
Majorie's jealous when her new boyfriend shows slightly too much interest in
certain group members. Daffyd introduces Myfanwy to his new... girfriend?
Mr. Mann is looking to buy a painting of a disappointed horse. Don takes Pat
to an Indian restaurant, where the food has an unusual effect on him. Maggie
is recovering well from a Kidney transplant, until she's given the name of the
doner. Sebastian serenades the PM in the House of Commons. Andy decides to
make a trip along the thames slightly more interesting.
Vicky has some scandle to sell to the press. Andy wants breasts, but a
magazine won't suffice. Anne has a new job as a pianist in a posh restaurant.
An elderly couple visit Carol's travel agent to book a cruise. A new
revalation for Dudley, Ting Tong not from Ping Pong. Sir Norman Fry explains
away being caught in a compromising position in a public toilet. Marjorie gets
a bit too starstruck when Fat Fighters gets a celebrity new member Letty, a
woman obsessed by pretend frogs, reacts unexpectedly to being given a real frog.
Diseree catches Bubbles giving Roman a facial, but was he set up? Orville
the duck is spotted in a supermarket trying to keep a low profile. Don
unwisely orders another spicy meal. Sebastian reacts badly to a book revealing
the PM has a few skeletons in his cupboard An elderly couple make a donation
to the Donkey hospice Maggie meet's Judy's daughter's coloured boyfriend Lou
is stopped by the police for speeding.
Mrs Emery sees someone she recognises in a Library. Emily hits the town with
Florence to celebrate her hen night. A dying man isn't dying as quickly as he
thought he would. Dudley is unimpressed by the arrival of Ting Tong's mother.
Sid Pegg calls an urgent Neighbourhood Watch meeting.about Gypsies. Daffyd
is scouting for voters for his new political 'Gay Rights For Gays' party Pat
and Paul announce that they are going to have a baby. Marjorie tries to be
creative with baby names. Sebastian is shocked to discover the PM has grown a
mustache. Mr Mann visits Roy's paper shop to buy a magzine about feet
problems. Maggie's Old English Sheepdog takes a familiar disliking to a
Chinese Pikanese. Andy throws a frizby into some power lines, however will
they get it back?
Lou has finished cementing the new patio at Andy's house A couple need travel
insurance for their holiday... computer says no A man and wife are going out,
leaving their son in the 'experienced' care of a certain chav babysitter Linda
'helps' a student with a mole problem Sir Norman Fry reveals an embarassing
incident involving two men and a glacι cherry Marjorie has asked the
FatFighters to bring in a photo of each of them, not looking their best, for
'inspiration' The man and wife check up on Vicky At a computer shop a clerk
seeks technical advice from a horse, init Daffyd explains to his mother why he
cant get a job At another 'emergency' meeting of neighbour watch, Sid
demonstrates how to get out of a head-lock Mr Mann visits Roy's fancy dress
shop Lou and Andy visit a rugby match Sebastian's being paranoid about the
PM spending time with Gregory... or is he? Emily Howard introduces a fellow
young mother to her 'Baby Flo'.
Episode 6 (last episode shown Saturday 24th December 2005
at 9.10pm GMT, London)
Vicky Pollard demands billions from her newsagent after winning the lottery As
Roman and Desiree leave the spa, Bubbles makes one last effort to win him back
Carol gets a shock - computer says yes! Lou returns to the Isle of Wright
following his mum's death. Andy is not pleased by the temporary carer Lou has
arranged for him Emily discovers Florence (Fred) is leaving Old Haven Linda
is visited by a big, black man Andy's new helper wants to know about Andy's
feeling in his legs - by hitting it with a brass object Mrs Emery visits the
doctor with knee problems Marjorie's FatFighters finally take a stand against
her Linda has recieved complaints from all the students she has insulted
Andy doesnt like the new hobbies that his new helper forces him to do Daffyd
prepares to leave the village for a new life in London. Anne is entering the
Christmas spirit - witch Dr Beagrie finds out the hard way Dudley discovers
Ting Tong has turned his house into a Thai restaurant Sebastian is heartbroken
- the PM has resigned Andy has had all he can take off his new helper. When
Lou returns, Andy is delighted and nearly makes a mistake.