(Sung during the
Live Tour)
Released as a single in the UK on March 20th 2007.
Poor little poofer, alone in
his cell.
Spare a thought for the woofter, his life now a hell.
This beautiful bum boy, is now doing time.
Is burgling turds, such a terrible crime?
So you guardians up here, who are you to judge?
Who cares if he's up all night, pecking fudge?
Open your hearts, open your eyes,
Stand proud and tall Daffyd, sing to the skies!
I'm gay, get over it!
I'm gay, get used to it!
Yes wake up you old codgers, for I like to hold men's todgers.
I also love mens bottoms, and I'm not afraid to say that
I'm a gay, a proper gay!
I'm gay, so live with it!
I'm gay, so deal with it!
I'm a member of a flock, who prefers a bit of cock,
Yes whenever I feel glum, I think of Nigel Havers' bum,
Because I'm gay, a proper gay!
Yes I'll say it loud,
I'll sing from the roof,
I'm Llandewi Breffi's, number one poof!
I'm gay, a real life gay!
I'm gay, did I mention I was gay?
Although I'm short and stocky, I'm a first-class sausage jockey.
I've only got a maggot, but I'm proud to be a faggot.
Yes I'm gay, a big fat gay.
(He's gay)
A homosexual gay!
(He's gay)
A friend of Dora-thay.
Is it really all that heinous, to have gobbled on a penis?
Though I haven't tried it yet, but I'm planning to one day,
Because I'm gay!
A big fat gay!
A proper gay!
The only gay!
