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Keeley
and Melody
Keeley is a check-in girl for the low-cost airline FlyLo, and
works alongside her best friend, Melody. However, when their manager
Helen announces that she will soon take maternity leave, their
friendship is put under strain...
David: "We play two girls who work on the check-in desk and we wanted
them to give bad service but with a smile. The character that I play has
aspirations to be a model, which you kind of find out across the series,
and she slightly looks down on Keeley because she thinks she's slightly
less attractive than Melody and is quite mean to her."
Matt: "It becomes apparent that their manager is leaving and she will be
replaced by one of the two of them, so they become more and more
competitive with each other as only one of them can get the job." |
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Moses
and Hetty Wolf
Moses is the executive passenger liaison officer for Great
British Air who has a great delight in being on camera. Despite his
debatable skills in dealing with his customers, he is in charge of
taking care of first class, business class and VIP passengers.
David: "Moses is the executive passenger liaison for Great British Air
which means he looks after business class and first-class passengers.
He's a bit of a busy body round the airport and if there's anyone well
known he'll make it his duty to greet them and take them through to the
gate whether they want him to or not. I think what's interesting doing
this as opposed to Little Britain is that characters can be a bit
more expansive because you can throw them into lots of different
situations - someone like Moses deals with a lady whose dog has died and
he meets famous people, so you can do lots of different things with the
characters. Moses thinks the whole documentary is about him but it's
about life in an airport."
Matt: "We watched a lot of Airline and Airport and there
were different people that slightly were the springboard. They were very
nice whereas Moses is quite devious and vain. What they did have though
is a great relationship with the camera and subsequently the viewers." |
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Ian
Ian is the chief immigration officer. Regardless of his
ignorance of both maps and geography, he is extremely suspicious of any
foreign visitors to the country and will use any excuse to stop them
entering the UK.
David: He's the chief immigration officer and basically he's got an
agenda, he doesn't want to let anyone into the country, even Scottish
people trying to get through. You get a sense that he's quite a lonely
figure and he deals with people with what he suspects are stolen
passports and he basically wants to keep everyone out of the country if
he can."
Matt: "He's one of the first characters we wrote. He's a pedant - he'll
eat a sandwich with a knife and fork. I have a scene with Ian Foot where
I play a character called Taaj and the two characters meet each other.
Ian interviews Taaj for security purposes." |
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Mickey and Buster
Buster and Mickey are the airport's in-house press
photographers. Along with his close friend, Buster, Mickey tries, and
often fails, to snap photos of world-famous people and celebrities as
they pass through the airport.
David: "In airports you often get paparazzi photographers hanging around
to get pictures of someone like Victoria Beckham getting off a plane, so
we play those two and they're slightly sleazy and again there's a bit of
a storyline and one of them gets into trouble."
Matt: "They're kind of cheeky characters; they're quite opinionated; and
they're not very reverential of the celebrities they come into contact
with. It's rare that the pair of us play straight white males! They work
together. They often come in pairs those kinds of people. There was a
pair in the BBC Airport shows. One was a journalist and the other
a photographer but ours are both photographers. They know the airport
inside and out. They often say in the mockumentary 'he's gone round the
back but we know that'. They always get tip-offs and things like that." |
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Jackie and Simon
Simon is a pilot with Great British Air. He and co-pilot Jackie
are Britain's first husband-and-wife flying team. However, the couple
are experiencing some marital issues following Simon's indiscretion with
an air hostess some years ago. Jackie now accompanies her husband on all
his flights to keep a close and somewhat obsessive eye on him.
Matt: "Jackie and Simon are husband-and-wife pilots. Simon was a pilot
who had been married to Jackie for a number of years and had a one-night
stand with a stewardess. Jackie was looking through Simon's phone and
found out, so she gave up her job as a dental hygienist and retrained to
become a pilot so that she could accompany him on all flights. She
remains very suspicious of his behaviour and continually berates him for
his adultery, even though it was a one-off incident. He says, 'I told
you it was a one-night stand'. She calls it an affair and says, 'You did
it again in the morning. That to me is an affair!' So she often appeals
for sympathy from the female viewers, she sort of allies herself." |
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Precious
Precious has worked at the airport's coffee kiosk for many
years. However, her commitment to her job is debatable, as she is never
short of excuses to shut up shop.
Matt: "Precious Little is a lady who works at the coffee kiosk. A jolly
West Indian lady, middle-aged, who enjoys gospel music and she's a
Christian and is seemingly never able to open her kiosk, she's always
missing a vital ingredient - the coffee's gone missing, or the water
isn't working, or the cups have gone missing. And then there's something
mysterious going on - I'm not going to tell you any more! But that was a
big make-up job, a big broad performance. It was fun to do." |
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Fearghal
Fearghal is one of a whole family of "flyers" - and proud to be
an air steward for low-cost Irish airline, Our Lady Air. |
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Taaj
Taaj works in the airport as one of FlyLo's roving ground
staff. However, his ambitions lie elsewhere. |
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Tommy
Tommy has always wanted to work in the aviation industry and
dreams of some day becoming a pilot. He hopes to work his way to the top
and has started his career at the airport by working in Happy Burger.
Matt: "Tommy is a young Scottish guy who dreams of being a pilot one day
but he doesn't really have any qualifications to speak of so he's
decided to get a job at the airport and work his way up. He works at a
burger bar-style place, Happy Burger, airside, and he hopes to be
spotted there and become a pilot."
David: "We follow his dream of becoming a pilot and the ups and downs of
that. He goes to have an interview at pilot training school."
Matt: "He meets a pilot as well. This is his dream. You'll have to wait
and see what happens..." |
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Omar
Omar is the owner of the nation's "eighth favourite low-cost
airline" FlyLo, whose unscrupulous habit of cutting corners means he is
under constant criticism from the press. |
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Asuka and Nanako
Asuka and Nanako are Japanese schoolgirls and avid fans of
Martin Clunes. They have travelled from Toyko especially to meet him
after reading on Twitter that his plane is due to touch down at the
airport. |
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Officer Stewart and Officer Roberts |
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Geoff and Sue
Obsessive Disney fanatic Sue is a passenger flying with her
partner, Geoff, to Florida where they are planning to get married - a
prospect at which Sue is far more excited than he is... |